Girl: My mother is a freedom-fighter!
Boy: How come?
Girl: She fights against my freedom!
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Women's Lib!
Airport Security Officer: What is the problem, Sergeant ?
Sergeant: Sir, this woman passenger says she is fighting
for equal rights for women!
Officer: Well, isn't it OK?
Sergeant: Her demand is to be frisked by the male police!
Sergeant: Sir, this woman passenger says she is fighting
for equal rights for women!
Officer: Well, isn't it OK?
Sergeant: Her demand is to be frisked by the male police!
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Choose your Crook!
Prompted by the news report that there are
graft-cases against 3500 employees of the
Municipal Corporation of Delhi (MCD)!
* MCD = Municipal Corruption of Delhi
* MCD = Municipal 'Kar-Pareshan' of Delhi
* MCD = Municipal Chor-poration of Delhi
graft-cases against 3500 employees of the
Municipal Corporation of Delhi (MCD)!
* MCD = Municipal Corruption of Delhi
* MCD = Municipal 'Kar-Pareshan' of Delhi
* MCD = Municipal Chor-poration of Delhi
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Horse Trading!
Chief Secretary: Sir, you want us to go ahead with
this tender for horses?
The Minister: Yes! We need them for making the new
Government stable!
this tender for horses?
The Minister: Yes! We need them for making the new
Government stable!
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
After the Elections!
Q: What are the 'Left'(out) parties doing now?
A: Looking for the 'Right' people!
A: Looking for the 'Right' people!
Gossip Medicine!
Neighbour: Where do you get all these new recipes?
Housewife: I always go to the doctor.
Neighbour: The doctor tells you these?
Housewife: No! The ladies present there!
Housewife: I always go to the doctor.
Neighbour: The doctor tells you these?
Housewife: No! The ladies present there!
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Flu in without a Visa!
The H1N1 virus sounds more like
a category of the American visa!
Only that you get it flying-out of the US!
a category of the American visa!
Only that you get it flying-out of the US!
Saturday, May 16, 2009
E-Mail ? or Female ?
Secretary: My boss is a dictator!
Friend: Why do you say so?
Secretary: He dictates to me
all his e-mails!
Friend: Why do you say so?
Secretary: He dictates to me
all his e-mails!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Wealth is Health!
Report: Children of a corrupt politician are soaking in luxury.
Comments: Hay makes the son shine!
Comments: Hay makes the son shine!
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Another Slum! Another Dog!
Director: You appear excited about the new person you hired!
Manager : Sir, he is from a slum of Mumbai and says he wants
to be a millionaire!
Manager : Sir, he is from a slum of Mumbai and says he wants
to be a millionaire!
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
A Heavy Search!
Shop-Assistant: Sir, your wife is here!
The customer: Where? Where?
Assistant (returning with her): Here she is!
Weight 63 kilos!
The customer: Where? Where?
Assistant (returning with her): Here she is!
Weight 63 kilos!
The Whole Hole!
After a municipal land-fill exercise,
one rabbit complaining to the other:
Someone has stolen my hole!
one rabbit complaining to the other:
Someone has stolen my hole!
Matter for Divorce!
Woman: I want to divorce my husband for cruelty!
Judge: What did he do to you?
Woman: Absolutely nothing!
Judge: What did he do to you?
Woman: Absolutely nothing!
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Electronic Voting!
Q: Why couldn't Pappu vote at the Polling Booth?
A: He thought the voting machine was a Casiotone!
A: He thought the voting machine was a Casiotone!
Hard Hitting!
Glass-shop Owner: Why are you holding a hammer?
New Salesman: This customer is asking for 4 pieces
of this glass!
New Salesman: This customer is asking for 4 pieces
of this glass!
Hard Decision!
Boss: There was referendum in our office
today, on whether to wear a tie or not.
Wife: What was the result?
Boss: A tie!
today, on whether to wear a tie or not.
Wife: What was the result?
Boss: A tie!
Pure Milk!
A small town
House-Owner: Our milkman is said to be doing a lot of adultery these days.
Neighbour: Who told you that?
House-Owner: My wife of course!
House-Owner: Our milkman is said to be doing a lot of adultery these days.
Neighbour: Who told you that?
House-Owner: My wife of course!
Down to Earth!
Complaining to the builder about the crumbling walls,
Flat-Owner: 'Flat' is what you call it?
The Builder: Not yet!
Flat-Owner: 'Flat' is what you call it?
The Builder: Not yet!
Long Distance!
There are 2 types of people in the world!
There are those who look far;
they have a vision before them.
Then, there are those who cannot see far;
they have a television before them!
There are those who look far;
they have a vision before them.
Then, there are those who cannot see far;
they have a television before them!
Beware! The Ear!
Friend: Which brand is your dog? Does it bite?
Dog-owner: Its a boxer! It does bite, and hard!
Friend: What is its name?
Dog-Owner: Tyson!
Dog-owner: Its a boxer! It does bite, and hard!
Friend: What is its name?
Dog-Owner: Tyson!
Between the Twins!
Comment: Mohan is a carbon-copy of Sohan!
Question: Does he look exactly the same?
Answer: Well, only far too dark!
Question: Does he look exactly the same?
Answer: Well, only far too dark!
Bollywood Definitions!
Damsel with lovely long hair: Mis-Tress
Damsel with none to take care: Distress!
Damsel with none to take care: Distress!
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Party Musings!
And there was that socialite who did'nt want her cold to go away,
simply because she had acquired it on a foreign trip!
simply because she had acquired it on a foreign trip!
Missed the Flight!
So, the pilots got stuck at the airport,
just because they could'nt find a 'crew-driver'!
just because they could'nt find a 'crew-driver'!
Very Sporty!
Player: I had to get out of the game due to a leg-break.
Friend: Been playing cricket, eh?
Player: No! Football!
Friend: Been playing cricket, eh?
Player: No! Football!
Body Beautiful!
Q: If a nice-looking male is called 'Handsome',
what could a lovely female be called ? 'Legsome'!
what could a lovely female be called ? 'Legsome'!
Virtual Love!
Nagging girl: Darling, what sort of ring
will you give me at our wedding?
Fed-Up boy: Long-Distance!
will you give me at our wedding?
Fed-Up boy: Long-Distance!
What a comfort!
The proverb: Life is not a bed of roses!
Thank God! Otherwise,
the thorns would have made sleeping impossible!
Thank God! Otherwise,
the thorns would have made sleeping impossible!
On Medical Grounds!
The Supervisor: I just caught you sleeping while on the job!
Factory-Worker: The doctor had said an extra doze did'nt matter!
Factory-Worker: The doctor had said an extra doze did'nt matter!
Friday, May 1, 2009
Dear Watson!
When Khushwant Singh knocked at midnight
at the door of Sherlock Holms, came the reply
from inside: 'Kuchh want Singh, I presume'!
at the door of Sherlock Holms, came the reply
from inside: 'Kuchh want Singh, I presume'!
Eating out?
Girl: Let's go out for a bite! Care for a hot dog?
Miser: No need to go out. The dog is right here!
Girl: Silly! I mean a hot-dog!
Miser: You really sweat when he bites!
Miser: No need to go out. The dog is right here!
Girl: Silly! I mean a hot-dog!
Miser: You really sweat when he bites!
Health Hazard!
Housewife to Neighbour:
I fear for my husband's health these days.
There is a lot of virus in his computer!
I fear for my husband's health these days.
There is a lot of virus in his computer!
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Night Owls!
Neighbour: What happened last night? I heard noises.
Houseowner: There were burglars!
The clock struck one.. and
I struck the other. They both fled!
Houseowner: There were burglars!
The clock struck one.. and
I struck the other. They both fled!
Monday, April 27, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Giving Teeth to Marketing!
Dentist to Assistant: Where are gone all the patients today ?
Assistant (goes out and runs back): Doctor! Its a disaster!
The new dentist at the end of the road has put up a sign:
3 teeth removed for 2! So, all our patients have gone there!
Assistant (goes out and runs back): Doctor! Its a disaster!
The new dentist at the end of the road has put up a sign:
3 teeth removed for 2! So, all our patients have gone there!
The old man and the see!
Old man: I don't suffer from dental cavities, like you do!
Young man: How come ?
Old man: No teeth !!!
Young man: How come ?
Old man: No teeth !!!
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