Night Owls!

Neighbour: What happened last night? I heard noises.
Houseowner: There were burglars!
The clock struck one.. and
I struck the other. They both fled!

Moving Up!

Q: How was the interview ?
A: It was a long wait for the Man aging Director!

Career-Choice

Poultry-Farming, for many, is a truly egg-sighting career !

Fly by Night Operation ?

Sign outside an upcoming Management Institute:
WE TURN ASSES INTO ASSETS!

Giving Teeth to Marketing!

Dentist to Assistant: Where are gone all the patients today ?
Assistant (goes out and runs back): Doctor! Its a disaster!
The new dentist at the end of the road has put up a sign:
3 teeth removed for 2! So, all our patients have gone there!

The old man and the see!

Old man: I don't suffer from dental cavities, like you do!
Young man: How come ?
Old man: No teeth !!!