Science Fiction!

Though called Body-Chemistry,
in reality it is all Physical!

E-Mail ? or Female ?

Secretary: My boss is a dictator!
Friend: Why do you say so?
Secretary: He dictates to me
all his e-mails!

Wealth is Health!

Report: Children of a corrupt politician are soaking in luxury.
Comments: Hay makes the son shine!

Another Slum! Another Dog!

Director: You appear excited about the new person you hired!
Manager : Sir, he is from a slum of Mumbai and says he wants
to be a millionaire!

For your appetite!

Q: What makes a good Indian cook?
A: NAN-SENSE!

Bye! Bye!

Q: How do you say Good-Bye in Japanese?
A: SAY-ONARA!

Presidential View!

Clinton:
A bird in hand is better than two with Bush!

A Heavy Search!

Shop-Assistant: Sir, your wife is here!
The customer: Where? Where?
Assistant (returning with her): Here she is!
Weight 63 kilos!

The Whole Hole!

After a municipal land-fill exercise,
one rabbit complaining to the other:
Someone has stolen my hole!

Yes Minister!

Politician praising an author:
He is known for his prose and worse!

Matter for Divorce!

Woman: I want to divorce my husband for cruelty!
Judge: What did he do to you?
Woman: Absolutely nothing!

Marital Infidelity!

Party Gossip: Maria's husband found in bed with Malaria!

Electronic Voting!

Q: Why couldn't Pappu vote at the Polling Booth?
A: He thought the voting machine was a Casiotone!

Hard Hitting!

Glass-shop Owner: Why are you holding a hammer?
New Salesman: This customer is asking for 4 pieces
of this glass!

Off The Lap-Top!

Flair for Computer Education?
- BASIC Instinct!