Choose your Crook!

Prompted by the news report that there are
graft-cases against 3500 employees of the
Municipal Corporation of Delhi (MCD)!
* MCD = Municipal Corruption of Delhi
* MCD = Municipal 'Kar-Pareshan' of Delhi
* MCD = Municipal Chor-poration of Delhi

Horseplay

Why would political parties have whips if they did'nt have horses?

Horse Trading!

Chief Secretary: Sir, you want us to go ahead with
this tender for horses?
The Minister: Yes! We need them for making the new
Government stable!

Too many holes!

Q: How was the visit to the Rabbit-Farm?
A: A 'Hare-Raising' experience!

Nail-Biting results of the Election!

Reporter: How do you feel?
Karunanidhi: 'Ill-action'!

After the Elections!

Q: What are the 'Left'(out) parties doing now?
A: Looking for the 'Right' people!

Gossip Medicine!

Neighbour: Where do you get all these new recipes?
Housewife: I always go to the doctor.
Neighbour: The doctor tells you these?
Housewife: No! The ladies present there!

Flu in without a Visa!

The H1N1 virus sounds more like
a category of the American visa!
Only that you get it flying-out of the US!

Science Fiction!

Though called Body-Chemistry,
in reality it is all Physical!

E-Mail ? or Female ?

Secretary: My boss is a dictator!
Friend: Why do you say so?
Secretary: He dictates to me
all his e-mails!

Wealth is Health!

Report: Children of a corrupt politician are soaking in luxury.
Comments: Hay makes the son shine!

Another Slum! Another Dog!

Director: You appear excited about the new person you hired!
Manager : Sir, he is from a slum of Mumbai and says he wants
to be a millionaire!

For your appetite!

Q: What makes a good Indian cook?
A: NAN-SENSE!

Bye! Bye!

Q: How do you say Good-Bye in Japanese?
A: SAY-ONARA!

Presidential View!

Clinton:
A bird in hand is better than two with Bush!