Saturday, June 21, 2014

NOT LYING PROSTRATE!

Went to a doctor not feeling meek
                                                       
 Info on prostrate needed to seek

Worry not my friend says the doctor

  Just make love 3 times a week!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Waiting for the Independence-Day!

Girl: My mother is a freedom-fighter!
Boy: How come?
Girl: She fights against my freedom!

Girl praising her boy-friend!

"Bed boy"!

Friday, July 3, 2009

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Desi Tourism!

Foreigner: Where is Barakhamba Road?
Delhiwala (giving direction): Cannot Place!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Women's Lib!

Airport Security Officer: What is the problem, Sergeant ?
Sergeant: Sir, this woman passenger says she is fighting
for equal rights for women!
Officer: Well, isn't it OK?
Sergeant: Her demand is to be frisked by the male police!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Choose your Crook!

Prompted by the news report that there are
graft-cases against 3500 employees of the
Municipal Corporation of Delhi (MCD)!
* MCD = Municipal Corruption of Delhi
* MCD = Municipal 'Kar-Pareshan' of Delhi
* MCD = Municipal Chor-poration of Delhi

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Horseplay

Why would political parties have whips if they did'nt have horses?

Horse Trading!

Chief Secretary: Sir, you want us to go ahead with
this tender for horses?
The Minister: Yes! We need them for making the new
Government stable!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Too many holes!

Q: How was the visit to the Rabbit-Farm?
A: A 'Hare-Raising' experience!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Nail-Biting results of the Election!

Reporter: How do you feel?
Karunanidhi: 'Ill-action'!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

After the Elections!

Q: What are the 'Left'(out) parties doing now?
A: Looking for the 'Right' people!

Gossip Medicine!

Neighbour: Where do you get all these new recipes?
Housewife: I always go to the doctor.
Neighbour: The doctor tells you these?
Housewife: No! The ladies present there!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Flu in without a Visa!

The H1N1 virus sounds more like
a category of the American visa!
Only that you get it flying-out of the US!